Playboi Carti’s alleged apology for delaying his I AM MUSIC album has reportedly surfaced on shadowy SoundCloud rap group chat and, it’s peak Carti. Reedley Scott, our reporter (wannabe rapper and film director), reported the apology transcript:
” Yo, Vamps…*rubbing forehead-1* it’s Carti, man. umm what’s good? I’m here, and I gotta say this straight up…umm I overslept. Like, for real, no cap. I know y’all been waitin’ all day for I AM Music, and I left you hangin’. *rubbing forehead-2* Real talk umm I was dreamin’ of red paint drippin’ like ‘ALL RED.’ Y’know. NO LIE.
I’m, umm honestly sorry, fam *rubbing forehead-3* …it this trippy dream like… I was deep in some Gucci fantasy where my alarm just didn’t even exist. Y’know. I know it sounds crazy. Vibe just took over, feel me?
*rubbing forehead-4* I feel the pain, like I left y’all hangin’ at Vamp hours. I’m just glad and thank y’all for No Leaks like 24 Songs.
Bet *sighing deeply* I’m droppin’ I AM MUSIC when I wake up for real this time. Uzi FaceTimed yellin’, ‘Bro, where’s the tape?’ I got Travis in my DMs like, rubbing his temple and sh*t “Don’t pull a me, bro.” Y’all deserve that slime drip, that Whole Lotta Red 2.0. So stay patient soldiers, keep that pink tape spinnin’, and I’ll make it right. Love, Carti. Out. *rubbing forehead stops* “
